May 2013
0neinchw0nder:
Ever just lay in bed and you’re so comfy that you hope you dont go to sleep just so you can enjoy how comfy you are.
Ever just lay in bed and you’re so comfy that you hope you dont go to sleep just so you can enjoy how comfy you are.
usseless:
“If you’re fat then what am I?”
no
no
no
no
no
no
no
N O
crrocs:
i have seen the depths of hell
dooblerdoo:
whenever I create a text post
musicbeatstherapy:
jelee-:
rockpapertheodore:
tinyspacebabe:
ok let’s stop using the term “butthurt” we’re not 12 anymore
you sound fannytroubled
a little bootybothered if you ask me
someone’s having a little tushytantrum
urbancatfitters:
i like the idea of things being organized and clean but im not good with the execution
jmkitsune:
steven moffat and mark gatiss at their first jobs!
hitterlick:
top 3 things about me
fuckin raw
super chill
funky fresh
rule breaker
how am i meant to control my life i can’t even control my hair
daddyfuckedme:
wouldn’t it be cool if jellyfish floated around in air instead of water but they didn’t sting you instead they gave you little kisses and rubbed your forehead with their tentacles
gameboycoloured:
u know my url not my html
me: why does no one like me
person: i like you'
me: thanks
me: why does no one like me
Teacher: You failed a test.
Me: You failed to educate me.
fucks-currently-being-given:
pizzaforpresident:
jaclcfrost:
avatargrimes:
jaclcfrost:
chiptunehero:
jaclcfrost:
no one ever talks about peter pan’s brother
peter pot
peter pot the only boy who was higher than peter pan
and this is probably why no one talks about him
peter pot is so high, he neverlands.
and it’s definitely not because of any faith or trust or pixie dust
why...
lalalafrickyou:
bloody-nips:
i’m watching Extreme Couponing and i just saw a woman rack up a charge of over $1000 and then her coupon game was so fucking raw by the end of it the store owed her $8. what the fuck
“her coupon game was so fuckin raw” is basically the best string of words ever concocted
lonelywhiteasian:
lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever
android18:
meanwhile at tumblr headquarters
pizza:
rockandkrull:
pizza:
i don’t understand why parents say ‘i’m very disappointed in you’ like i don’t care i’m very disappointed that mcdonalds doesn’t deliver but u don’t hear me complaining about it
actually in new york they deliver so whats your excuse
i live in australia and im 103% sure they don’t deliver from new york to australia so whats YOUR excuse for leaving a shitty...
undesired-pageblood:
emotionalfossil:
bubonickitten:
0ptimuspenguin:
ambieheartsturtlep0rn:
capitolresident:
Let’s play a game called ‘Stay up late and hate myself in the morning’
‘on a school night’ edition
with unlockable bonus round ‘finals week’
expansion pack: ‘don’t do anything productive’
DLC: ‘Client Projects Edt’
Survival Mode: Parents ON
undesired-pageblood:
emotionalfossil:
bubonickitten:
0ptimuspenguin:
ambieheartsturtlep0rn:
capitolresident:
Let’s play a game called ‘Stay up late and hate myself in the morning’
‘on a school night’ edition
with unlockable bonus round ‘finals week’
expansion pack: ‘don’t do anything productive’
DLC: ‘Client Projects Edt’
Survival Mode: Parents ON
wizardsandhijack:
hospitalf0rsouls:
Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God…
did Mary have a little lamb?
you broke the world
madamelasolitude:
cas-wants-the-dean:
cas-wants-the-dean:
when i was ordering a burger yesterday the cashier asked for a name and i said primrose everdeen so when my order was ready she yelled PRIMROSE EVERDEEN and i ran up to the burger stand screaming I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE and that’s why you shouldn’t leave me alone in public
Fuck you all this was hilarious
BRAVO
how to prepare for exams: cry
